I know some of you are tensing up in anticipation. Did Damian accidentally date a crazy cat woman? Is Damian typing his last blog post from a dumpster? Is Damian now homosexual after one too many bad dates?
No, unfortunately Beverly wasn't nearly as exciting as that. She was a bit disappointing really.
I can hear your collective sighs from your computers already.
See, Beverly was a nice
At least, I think she was. I really couldn't tell you. I made so many of the decisions of what to do, and where to go, and she just kind of went with it. And it was a bit difficult to again, have a conversation with her in person because so many of her responses were "I don't know" or "I guess".
I won't lie, I have a thing for shy, demure girls. But this, this is a bit too extreme for me.
I also have a thing for pale girls with red (not ginger) hair. Shhh....
So, I don't know what to do with her. On another date we ended up sitting in a field, with grass, trees, blah blah blah, I'm trying to talk with her. She's being her usual, quiet, mumbly self. It was here I decided to push it a bit. I gently grab her head, and kiss her on the cheek.
Younger Damian wouldn't have been as ballsy, I can tell you that for certain.
She get very flustered, blushes red, this is getting very cliched, very quickly. I'm not sure what to do beyond this, I think I asked her what was on her mind, to which she responded "I don't know". Eventually I managed to get out of her that she liked it. Well, at least, she wasn't going to call the police.
And I didn't get slapped either, so double points for me.
For anyone curious, I managed to properly kiss her later that day as well. It was, awkward. She claims she had a boyfriend before but I wouldn't have been able to tell based on her kissing skills. It was like she was a goldfish.
Also, her head kept tilting up. Did she want me to bite her neck or something? Sorry, I'm not into that sort of thing.
I think she was interested in pursuing a relationship with me. That was made clear during a drunken Skype conversation. Unfortunately, after a few dates, I don't think I'm not interested in her. She's a nice girl, I will not deny that. But her personality is just, very offputting. I like people who can tell me what's on their mind and tell me what they want.
Maybe I should lower my standards a bit though, least I be single forever.
In the meantime, it's back to the dating websites. Another woman just messaged something along the lines of "Lol, u r cute". Anyone wondering why I'm cautious about this should read my previous online mishap with Cheryl.
I wasn't aware that it was a common thing for Caucasian women to have yellow fever.