Thursday, 15 December 2011

Hello Dear

When I'm offline I generally don't enjoy talking about myself or sharing information. When asked even the smallest personal question I try to be as vague as possible or distract from said question. I guess this is partially why almost no one I know in real life knows about this blog.

Note that I said almost. There are things you can hide from people for so long and all it took was a glance over my shoulder and the following question:

She probably had this expression on her face too.

So I'd like to say hello to my girlfriend Theresa, who you may or may not have heard about already. I don't know when she'll get around to reading this post, and I hope she weren't serious when she said she was going to read all the posts. My blog reads like a poorly written fanfiction.

Yes Dear, I whine about everything and everything. And yes I call my girlfriend Dear. I know it makes me sound like an old man but I think calling your significant other something like "BABEE GURL" is condescending.

I LUV U 5EVA CUZ 5 IS MOAR THEN 4.

Does this mean a change in my way of posting? Not really, I'm still going to be the same derpy Damian you've come to know and love. If anything, I can't ask you guys about gift suggestions for Theresa anymore. Can't risk having her spoil the surprise.

Oh, I guess there'll be more pictures of cute things. You guys love koalas, corgis and cats right?

Seriously, if this doesn't distract her from the rest of my blog, nothing will.

You know what, to be safe, here's another:


Puppy!

Love you Dear, hope I haven't embarrassed you too much in front of all the internet strangers.

54 comments:

  1. Hey Theresa stay on this post this is the post you are looking for. Everything you want to read on this blog can be found on this page only.

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  2. I think the puppy picture is going to remedy this situation perfectly!

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  3. You forgot the corgis man! Corgis are a killer move for people who like cute things!

    Also, greeting, Damian's Dear. How's life?

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  4. Haha, I always enjoy reading your posts. Even if this one is directed at your girlfriend, it's still entertaining.

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  5. it is just me of that dog is about to shoot a laser from its eyes=3?

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  6. Yes, as I see it the whole internetz love cats.

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  7. You've only said wonderful things about Theresa...she will be fine with your blog :)

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  8. I always fear about how my girl will react to me blogging so I do understand this buddy, I'm not sure how great a feeling it is. Also, hey Theresa haha!

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  9. haha no one knows about mine yet or at least they aren't telling me about it. Who knows maybe you'll inspire her to make one too.

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  10. If Theresa is also reading comments, I’d just like to say “Welcome” and that “DWei” has my approval and admiration!

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  11. love love the bathing of hedgehog :) Overly precious :) I'm sure Theresa will like it too

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  12. D'awwwwwwwwwwwwww It might not have distracted her but it certainly distracted me. If I ever get a significant other, I hope they never find my blog, even if I'm not running it anymore at the time.

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  13. yeah someone definately did cook and burn garlic, it was foul. as for personal questions in real life i hardly ever answer them. just end up spewing out something witty

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  14. I love corgis! Where's the pictures of corgis ;) Cute post to your g/f

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  15. So, on your patence evermore attending, Following!

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  16. i'm so love about koalas !!!

    need koalas gif !

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  17. aww, you silly Derp. What a sweet post. Almost as sweet as that little yorkie. :D

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  18. Good for you not using Babbee Gurl. That's just bad.

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  19. Yep. People know about mine, but they don't know the link. I want them to think it's just a silly hobby that I happen to spend hours of my time on.

    Also. HI THERESA, YOUR BOYFRAN IS A PRETTY COOL GAI.

    No, seriously.

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  20. I think it will be great if your girlfriend reads all your posts! You reviel a lot about your self in what you post! Even though most of what you post is lacking in deep meaningful thought you still show yourself in simple comments of how you veiw things.
    If she does read this and is reading this comment: GO THROUGH OTHER BLOGS DWEI FOLLOWS AND READ THE COMMENTS HE LEAVES!

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  21. Haha, hope you don't screw yourself over. :P

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  22. Welcome Theresa!

    But wait, how in the world did you manage to keep it a secret from her for so long? That's actually more impressive.

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  23. aww... you sound like you are in love! So cute! Hi Theresa! :)

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  24. Can't really go wrong with pictures of cute things . . . after all, that hedgehog IS rather diverting.

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  25. I agree calling a special person "baby gurl" it lowers the value of affection.

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  26. Real fan-fictions have more gay sex, sir. So get to it. Also, yay porcupines and hip old people!

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  27. My girlfriend read mine, and yes yours will eventually read all of your posts too. Hopefully she takes it with good humor

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  28. hi Theresa! i've heard so much about you, i feel like i already know you.... jk jk jk i'm not a creep!!

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  29. I don't know if my last comment went through or not because Firefox decided to wonkify.

    But what I said was I think it's super sweet that you call your girlfriend 'dear.' <3

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  30. >.<
    Everytime I comment on your blog, Firefox crashes.
    WHY DOTH MY INTERWEBS HATE ME SO?!

    One. Last. Time.

    I think it's super sweet that you call your girlfriend 'dear.' <3

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  31. Hehe :D I like it how you call her Dear. And don't worry it's not old fashioned!

    Also Hi Theresa :)

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  32. Too cute, but I doubt the distractions will work ;)

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  33. WHAT is that little animal in the sink? I must have one. NOW please!

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  34. LOL Hi, Theresa! Hope you enjoy reading the posts and I LOVE the hedgehog picture. That is one trusting hedgehog owner....

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  35. I like to refer to my other half as 'woman'.

    Jokes, baby gurl is much better!

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  36. Hahaha rut roh! Busted!

    No worries, I'm sure she'll love the blog

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  37. Lol i like the little animal "]. So fluffy!

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  38. People know (or should know) that Al Penwasser is a pseudonym, but I've had no hesitation about putting my hideous mug on my blog. But, I won't name real names of the people in my life. I also won't show their picture, either.
    But it is nice that you put real people in your blog.
    Much better than blow-up cows.
    Oops, gave away my secret.

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  39. Hmmm.... I like being called baby. It keeps me feeling young.

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  40. Dear is sweet :)
    and both pics are cute.

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  41. HI THERESA :) You are so cute calling her dear and putting "I love you" as a label. I know what you mean about the other half reading your blog tho...I nearly died when I realised my bf was reading mine. Even more so, paying attention and using it for ideas for presents for me. Needless to say I have produced no gift guides this year - how else would I ensure his presents are a surprise?

    Laura x
    http://firstclassramblings.blogspot.com

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  42. Oh no! She's gonna find out where you got your gift ideas.

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  43. that massive cuteness distracted me lol

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  44. Calling your partner dear is much better than babe -- ugh, I know people who can't communicate verbally without the inclusion of that word.

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